Oh my god, imagine trying to seriously reprimand a child you purposefully named after someone you thought and talked about as much as you do Joanna. Or, even worse, explaining the reason you chose it. That’s, like, Albus Severus-level awkward.
oh my god RIGHT, YOU GET ME
like even if i did like that name for a baby i will never be able to name a kid ‘joanna’ when i’ve masturbated to the thought of her being doubly penetrated by kirk and spock